Pick A Purse

I've tried to win a ticket to Star 94.1's Pick A Purse Party since last year. It always falls around my birthday. If you win a ticket to the purse party, you get to choose a designer purse to keep and there is an extra prize inside like plane tickets, gift certificates, or even laptops. I always enter online and through text messages. I also call the radio station as often as I can to be caller 94. Here are the stages of what happens when you call in for the purse party as I have experienced from worst to best:

Stage 6: "Satellite Fail" - muffled static, three robot beeps, then the message somewhat robot sounding lady that says, "We're sorry all circuits are busy."
Stage 5: "Musical"- dun-nun-nun-nun, then the lady that says, "Your call cannot be completed at this time. Please hang up and try again later."
Stage 4: "Slow busy tone" - beep...beep...
Stage 3: "Fast busy tone" - beep beep beep beep
Stage 2: "Fake ring" - talk about false hope...one hopeful ring followed by... beep beep beep
Stage 1: "You're IN!" - ring and wait for Tanya/Haze/AJ to tell you your fate!

If I could go, I want this lovely Marc Jacobs bag...